From the english in the title, everyone's already probably guessed MUN CHUN THE GENIUS IN ENGLISH is writing this. Not like SOMEBODY, inklish very pro. Breakfast become breakslow =)
Okay okay lo, my college ngam ngam got holiday so I do the homework CCY ask us all do lo. But hor, must think first, not easy le, predicting what will happen 10 years in the future.
Let's see, First is
MUN CHUN
Tallest millionaire in the world. Bank account got 999,000,000 US DOLLAR ( and actually hor that is just one bank account. Ppl dunno I got few bank account all got 999.000.000 USD DOLLAR )
Married to the beautiful girl Lee Phui Yee, who by that time will be known as Mah Phui Yee. =) Phui Yee would have won 7 international titles of Miss Universe.
Has a very very tall house, specifically made for tall people unlike those places in Summit that I have to bend to pass. HMPH!!
Has two kids, one boy one girl. One called Edge Alexander Mah. The girl called Zephie Alexandria Mah. Both genius that takes after their father.
Often screams at CCY and the rest of the gang cause nobody told him about gang outings.
Lee Phui Yee
Now known as Mah Phui Yee and happy with it.
Won the title of Miss Universe several times, and could have won it another time but didn't bother to win cause she loves Mun Chun too much and decides to marry him.
Stays with Mun Chun in his awesome house and she works at some scary company that pays crazy loads of money. Secretly has more money than Mun Chun the millionaire but decides not to tell him cause she doesn't want to hurt his feelings.
Has two children with Mun Chun. She often wonders how the boy became so handsome cause she everyday say her husband ugly.
Screams daily at Mun Chun about random things and makes him apologize for things he didn't do, but she secretly loves it when he does it cause she knows he loves her.
CCY
Officially changed his name in his IC to CCY. People were looking around and asking " Who the hell is Chin Chian Yao " so he decided to just change it to CCY.
Moved out of Malaysia to stay in the Unites States cause he married a guy and is one of the most famous gays in the world because he punched the pastor in the church for refusing to play the theme song of sponge bob square pants during his marriage service.
Often wonders why he never seems to understand or make other people in the Unites States understand what he's saying. He is still unable to form a coherent string of words that is grammatically correct.
Has 10 facebook accounts and has 1000 friends in each account. 90% of his friends and girls who are younger than him and that he has never met. They often chat online and skype with horrible English until the girls find out that he's gay and has a husband.
During his wedding,. CCY was the one who wore the dress. However, it was not a white marriage dress but one with pictures of basketballs sewed on it. It was black orange and red.
Meng Khai
Marries to WC ( up to you all to guess )
Is an official dai kor in a gang. His gang's name is Milo Ice Panas and is known throughout China for its ferocity and it weird way of punishing people who don't follow their laws. The gang brings basketballs and plays a game in the victim's house and purposely aims for the victim by tanking and tackling the poor victim.
Is recognized and feared by the China Government cause his gang could tapao the military in China using basketballs even though the Government has like missiles and rifles.
Has about 1,000,000 people in his gang. All the other gangs in China like the Triads are all under him.
Has several houses all over China to run away to and hide when the police comes. Although when he doesn't feel like running he just tapao's the police. =)
Aw Tsung Weng
Still has weird hair cause he never figured out how to spike it. Still tries daily to spike his hair but fails every single time. He's coworkers just got bored of telling him how weird he looks.
Became a doctor by forging his results slip from both SPM and SAM and University cause he never bothered to study and failed all his exams. During the doctor's exam, he bribed the examiner with episodes of How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory and his balls for scientific research.
Became a famously hated heart doctor throughout the world because he accidentally left a pair of scissors in a guy's heart after performing an operation. The guy died and the family sued Tsung Weng. He is currently on the run from the police and never stays in the same place for more than 3 days.
Has no wife yet cause he's just too chicken to tell the girl he likes that he likes her. People often tell him he no balls, so he cut off his and donated his balls to the hospital.
Has a portable TV set that he uses to watch tv when he's on the run. Doesn't do much else. Run, watch tv, eat, sleep and repeat =)
Has no money and is currently borrowing money from Mun Chun the millionaire.
( Agrees with CCY ) Has a bastard son called Aw Owl Ow
LOL, i lazy la now. Holiday just started. I go play XBOX first. Tomorrow oni come back and finish this post.
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